‘I would really like to insert my penis into your vagina,’ he said.
‘You should definitely do that,’ she agreed.
WHY IS OBAMA SUCH A CHILL PRESIDENT?
i just want to be friends with obama
best friends with obama.
Thank god the new iPhone takes panoramic pictures.
I can finally send dick pics.
Mason takin LD out for a stroll
i cant even omfg.
i get really offended when my friend asks me a question during class and then they go and ask another person for confirmation like do u not trust me you piece of shit
blood on the dance floor
thats the joke
the end when she starts throwing money oMFG
OH MY FUCK
My ten year old sister ain’t about this life
Over the past couple days, while everyone on Facebook has proceeded to change their profile pictures in an effort to show support for the American marriage equality movement, I was busy trying to figure out who the hell was who and, oh, found out about, you know, other shit that went on meanwhile:
- President Obama signed the ‘Monsanto Protection Act’ into law, effectively barring federal courts from halting the sale or planting of genetically modified (aka GMO) and genetically engineered (GE) seeds, regardless of the health issues might arise concerning GMOs in the future.
- A bill that targets transgender people was approved by an Arizona House panel. It shields businesses from civil or criminal liability if they ban people from restrooms that don’t match their birth-assigned sex.
- Kansas lawmakers got closer to passing a new law that will discriminate against people living with HIV or AIDS by forcing them to be ‘quarantined’.
- Rapper Rick Ross came under fire for the following date-rapey rap lyrics: “Put molly all in her champagne, she ain’t even know it… I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain’t even know it.” Meanwhile, over 1200 women in the U.S. were raped. And approximately 3 were murdered by intimate partners.
- Approximately 35,948 Americans were arrested, taken to jail and booked. That’s just in one day. The relative majority of them were arrested for nonviolent drug crimes. They were disproportionately Black and Latino.
- Around 2,000 queer youth around the country became homeless. That’s a conservative estimate.
The more you motherfuckin’ know (via Mia McKenzie / BlackGirlDangerous.org).
if you still say ‘it’s adam and eve, not adam and steve’ as an argument against gay marriage you need to adam and leave
that transparent gif would have been cool if you hadn’t SHIT STAINED IT WITH YOUR FUCKING “OH MY GAAAD IT’S TRANSPARENT I CANNOT BREATHE I HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO FUNCTION I AM DECEASED BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING GIF OH MY GOD” COMMENTS
why does every pixar movie that doesn’t need a sequel get a sequel when the incredibles is just sitting there ripe for the picking